I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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