when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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