I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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