I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I met the friendliest cop last night
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used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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