Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
is wine microwaveable?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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