just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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