You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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