what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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