with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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