at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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