Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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