I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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