real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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