No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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