Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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