Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
