What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We named our party play list daddy issues
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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