She said her name was "party"
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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