This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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