i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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