Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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