did you get engaged???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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