Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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