is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
fuck your aforementioned shoe
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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