i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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