Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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