loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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