You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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