There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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