Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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