And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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