all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
