my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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