I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize