doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we have pet lesbian snakes
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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