Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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