its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it was like eating out sand paper
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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