fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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