Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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