your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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