We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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