I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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