Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
only if we run a train.
done.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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