no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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