She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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