i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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