nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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