Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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