I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my shit smells like andre
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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