I love black thongs
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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