There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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