so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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