just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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